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[amannomore]

Hm.

To those of you who have encountered the porcupine, I must ask that you treat her well and take care not to upset her. Any injury or distress that comes her way will result in a visit from me.

[His voice is low, serious and a little dry.]

New arrivals, I am Duran. As one of the staff of this Keep, it is my duty to ensure you are able to protect yourself should harm come your way. If any of you are capable of combat, let me know. If any wish to learn, I am willing to teach.

[Duran pauses.]

You need only ask.

[That said, he continues his wandering the Keep, walking the halls at a leisurely pace and keeping to the dark more often than not. It's a nice night out, so feel free to go for a stroll and bump into him!]

Comments

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[amannomore.livejournal.com]

That you might not harm each other.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Not gonna happen mon. If a mon really be wantin' to hurt somemon or kill dem, den dey gonna do it wheddah da weapon be blunt or not.

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[amannomore.livejournal.com]

True, but one might hope that it would deter guests from doing so.

Or at least minimize the potential brutality of the act.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

I seen mons try dat once befuh. Mons eiddah found dere way 'round da rules or ignored dem completely. All I be sayin' be dat if joo can't protect us and we gotta do it ouhselves we might as well have equipment dat'll let us do so.

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[amannomore.livejournal.com]

It is not my choice to make. I will bring your comments to the attention of Lord Deior, but I cannot promise a change of any form.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Bettah den notin' I guess.