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amannomore) wrote2011-05-09 07:49 pm
amannomore) wrote2011-05-09 07:49 pm
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Hm.
To those of you who have encountered the porcupine, I must ask that you treat her well and take care not to upset her. Any injury or distress that comes her way will result in a visit from me.
[His voice is low, serious and a little dry.]
New arrivals, I am Duran. As one of the staff of this Keep, it is my duty to ensure you are able to protect yourself should harm come your way. If any of you are capable of combat, let me know. If any wish to learn, I am willing to teach.
[Duran pauses.]
You need only ask.
[That said, he continues his wandering the Keep, walking the halls at a leisurely pace and keeping to the dark more often than not. It's a nice night out, so feel free to go for a stroll and bump into him!]
To those of you who have encountered the porcupine, I must ask that you treat her well and take care not to upset her. Any injury or distress that comes her way will result in a visit from me.
[His voice is low, serious and a little dry.]
New arrivals, I am Duran. As one of the staff of this Keep, it is my duty to ensure you are able to protect yourself should harm come your way. If any of you are capable of combat, let me know. If any wish to learn, I am willing to teach.
[Duran pauses.]
You need only ask.
[That said, he continues his wandering the Keep, walking the halls at a leisurely pace and keeping to the dark more often than not. It's a nice night out, so feel free to go for a stroll and bump into him!]
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So just what trouble joo be expectin'?
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Just know that events may arise where you and those with you may be required to act.
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[There's nothing mocking in his tone. Duran just tells it like it is.]
A vacation?
[He makes an amused sound.]
It's been some time since I've heard this Keep referred to as such. Hm. You are free to relax as you please and make the most of your time, but I ask that you remain aware of your surroundings. I trust you can fight?
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T'ink joo should know dat, dough I be a helluva lot bettah when I ain't be fightin' withdrawal.
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You were not my target.
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[No Sollux and Nepeta don't count.]
Really? And here I t'ought what we had be special.
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[Oh come on Kevas. You're all the same to Duran. :D He brings a hand to his heart.]
I never knew you cared.
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[He doesn't even hesitate.]
I always care when a mon tries tearin' out my t'roat.
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If I were trying, you would no longer have a throat.
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Have you any other questions?
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Or at least minimize the potential brutality of the act.
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