amannomore: (i see you)
Duran ([personal profile] amannomore) wrote2011-05-09 07:49 pm

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Hm.

To those of you who have encountered the porcupine, I must ask that you treat her well and take care not to upset her. Any injury or distress that comes her way will result in a visit from me.

[His voice is low, serious and a little dry.]

New arrivals, I am Duran. As one of the staff of this Keep, it is my duty to ensure you are able to protect yourself should harm come your way. If any of you are capable of combat, let me know. If any wish to learn, I am willing to teach.

[Duran pauses.]

You need only ask.

[That said, he continues his wandering the Keep, walking the halls at a leisurely pace and keeping to the dark more often than not. It's a nice night out, so feel free to go for a stroll and bump into him!]

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you're asking specifics, I cannot say.

Just know that events may arise where you and those with you may be required to act.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah I've heard all dis befuh. So much fuh my vacation.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you still ask.

[There's nothing mocking in his tone. Duran just tells it like it is.]

A vacation?

[He makes an amused sound.]

It's been some time since I've heard this Keep referred to as such. Hm. You are free to relax as you please and make the most of your time, but I ask that you remain aware of your surroundings. I trust you can fight?

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Prepare fuh da worst and hope fuh da best mon.

T'ink joo should know dat, dough I be a helluva lot bettah when I ain't be fightin' withdrawal.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, the troll from the hallway.

You were not my target.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Da one and only.

[No Sollux and Nepeta don't count.]

Really? And here I t'ought what we had be special.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do you not count the others your kin?

[Oh come on Kevas. You're all the same to Duran. :D He brings a hand to his heart.]

I never knew you cared.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[He doesn't even hesitate.]

I always care when a mon tries tearin' out my t'roat.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Duran smirks.]

If I were trying, you would no longer have a throat.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Joo just keep tellin' joorself dat.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

Have you any other questions?

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if joo be wantin' us to help joo protect dis place why blunt ouh weapons?

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
That you might not harm each other.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not gonna happen mon. If a mon really be wantin' to hurt somemon or kill dem, den dey gonna do it wheddah da weapon be blunt or not.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
True, but one might hope that it would deter guests from doing so.

Or at least minimize the potential brutality of the act.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I seen mons try dat once befuh. Mons eiddah found dere way 'round da rules or ignored dem completely. All I be sayin' be dat if joo can't protect us and we gotta do it ouhselves we might as well have equipment dat'll let us do so.

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[identity profile] amannomore.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
It is not my choice to make. I will bring your comments to the attention of Lord Deior, but I cannot promise a change of any form.

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[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bettah den notin' I guess.